as per gossip girl’s thanksgiving tradition, i’m trading my laptop for stove-top; and for the next sixteen hours, the only thing i’m dishing is seconds. but when the cat is away, the mice will play. have fun, little rodents.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.